*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested
RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
- KEVIN TRAN IS DEAD
- NEW SHERLOCK TRAILER
- "HER HAIR FAZES THROUGH HER ARM"
- rip nelson mandela
- "SURPRISE, BITCH"
- GALLIFREY IS A REAL PLANET
- 'Shots fired'